Don't You Hate it When...

Alright, so I know that last Monday I said I would be doing like weekly topics. Well, that obviously is not going to work. I seem to be one of those people that doesn't stick with tings for too long, and besides, the names for each day of the week were really lame. So today, instead of having Tuesday's theme, I will be writing about things that I cannot stand. If you have any suggestions or ideas, please leave them in the comments section below. Ahem...

I hate when you hurt yourself and an adult goes, "Oooh, that really hurts." Because if they really knew what it felt like, they wouldn't just be sitting there sipping their coffee (like adults so often tend to do). No! They would be jumping out of their seats, trying to help you feel better. Sometimes when this occurs and I am in excruciating pain, I will shout, "NO! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!" and the adult present normally gets this startled look on their face...I don't know why.

In lieu of the last one, I hate when you hurt yourself and you are obviously in some amount of pain and someone asks you if you are okay. My response to this sometimes is, "Well, I'm crying, do you think I'm okay!?" For example, I was playing soccer on Friday (*shudder*) and I was playing forward. Someone passed me the ball and I started running with it. I was ahead of the defender and I was thinking, "I going to shoot the ball in 3...2..." and then, the defender pushed me. She pushed me hard. I flew into the air and apparently rolled about 5 times in the air, then fell on my face. Now, I clearly remember thinking, "Oh, crap, is that a hand ball?" Because my hand brushed the ball. It was not a hand ball. In fact, it was not a foul. I was technically not in possession of the ball (only the ref thought this) so it did not count. I digress. So, I had the wind knocked out of me, and I was crying (but not really). The ref came up to me and asked me if I was okay. I was thinking, "What the heck?! Does it look like it?", but just nodded. I hate it so much.

Well, I only have time for two examples today, I have to go to an ice cream social. Read 6LCF! Bye!!!